Howard Redshirt - I Feel Expendable

February 10
I woke up this morning a little under the weather. I mean, I feel fine and all, at least physically, but I can't seem to shake this feeling of foreboding.

I'd better wear my lucky red shirt today. I think I'm going to need it.


February 11
You know what's weird? Today I saw a stunningly beautiful woman on the bus, and thought to myself how nice it would be to bite on the top of her head! Usually I just want to have sex with attractive women. Live and learn, I guess!


February 12
Not doing good. Hungry for... something... Not curry chicken. Going to go to the park tonight. Feeling kind of rotten...


February 13
Oog. Moan. Shuffle. Gnaw. Decay.